Happy Resurrection Sunday to all my Christian readers. Happy Easter to everyone else.
|Fresh Flowers (c) 2015|
I normally do not write anything on a Sunday. Sunday for me is a day of rest, going to church, and being with friends and family. I am going to be honest about the reason behind writing in this moment. (Grammarly is going to have a field day with that last sentence. I do not care at the moment, LOL)
Ladies, do you feel like you have just given birth to a 6-foot baby? I do, and I will tell you why. In case you have been living under a rock since February, April the giraffe finally had her baby. It is a boy, and all the world can now say, “Awww, isn’t him cute”. (Yes Grammarly, I meant to say that. It is not proper English, but I meant it-It’s called baby talk).
There have been plenty of, “when is she having that thing?” “I could have given birth to 4 kids by now.” We were pacing more than Oliver, the father of said baby boy giraffe. We were giving tips on how April should have her baby, April baby showers (after all, what would you get a giraffe who has everything), and tips on feeding.
Folks, I have some news that will startle anyone …. wait for it…. still waiting? It’s going to be good… Still waiting ….
ANIMALS THINK DIFFERENTLY THEN HUMANS!!!!
There I said it. Think of it this way, you would not want someone to come into your home, be on baby watch, tell you how to have a baby, and then tell you how to take care of it. Would you? Animals are on that natural rhythm cycle that only God has given them. God knew when this baby was to be born. Yes, it is fascinating to watch. I was watching myself for a while. At the times I was watching, April was pacing back and forth. Was she in pain? You bet she was, and she said it through body language. Oliver, the father was pacing back and forth, like human males do when they want to know what is going on with their child. The difference between a human birth and a giraffe birth is a human female carry the baby for 9 months. Giraffes, on the other hand, carries their baby for 15 MONTHS!!! Ladies, how would you like to be pregnant for that long? My tummy hurts as I write this. Those of you who had kids, can you see yourself carrying a baby for that long? I asked my mom two seconds ago, and all I heard at the other end of the phone were crickets, LOL. I can only imagine the look on her face when I asked that question. So relax now, Oh wary one, you can go back to normal life as you know it to be.
Easter Frantic-How not to take a picture and how to make a basket.
I already have it posted on Instagram, but this is what My Easter Saturday looked like….
|Easter Saturday with the kids|
(c) P.Lynne Designs
I decided about 20 years ago to make Easter baskets for the kids. I started first with my baby sister and my oldest nephew (who are now 29 and 21), then it went to the niece and nephews from there. I love doing it, but you will never see this practice in my shop, P. Lynne Designs, at least not yet. It is worth every penny that I spend, and I love doing it. I have scaled down the production, but for my sister and nephew, I had candy, something specific to them personally, and a stuffed animal. This year, for the niece and nephews, no stuffed animal was included, something specific to their personally, a fire truck for the boys, and the girl got a mermaid doll and some candy. We did not dye eggs this year. This is the reason why I decided to make Easter baskets:
Have you seen the price of an Easter baskets lately? No, seriously, you can pay a credit card bill for the month for the amount you pay for this stuff. This year, everyone’s stuff came from Dollar Tree. This is not a sponsored post, but man, I could kiss the person behind the “everything’s is $1” concept. In recent years, I would go to Target and go for it, and I will admit that next year’s baskets will contain part Dollar Tree/part Target items (The Target Dollar spot is really legit).
Get a basket, any basket (one was a Longaberger basket, one was a baseball fabric basket, and two pail buckets)
|Sorry for being a little with this picture...|
(c) P.Lynne Designs
· Go to the party store and get PAPER filler for grass, none of that plastic mess.
o Plop at the bottom of the basket.
· Fill with candy, a few eggs (make sure you boil and dye first), a couple toys they like (please do not put a whole basketball in there)
o If they are older (pre-teen, teen, or adult), put something age appropriate for them.
· Wrapping is optional (this is not a Christmas or birthday present), and let them enjoy.
The best part is if you are a grandparent or aunt or uncle, you do not have to see them on a sugar high, send them home with parents. Your job is done.
So, Happy Easter, everyone, you gave birth to a baby RAFFY, and you children are on a chocolate Easter Bunny sugar high. You survived shopping for new Easter clothes (I will tell you about my bad Easter Dress hunting later), and now you can rest and enjoy your dinner that took only 14 hours to cook, but hey, it is all worth the effort, isn’t it?